Dear God,

I have a special offer for you today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the price of only ONE Fred Mercury! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Fred Mercury!

But wait!-

If you bring back Fred Mercury within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included!

#ttzfof

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