Captain 29.08.2012 09:14 HERP, SWEET DERP

http://gizmodo.com/5938323/how-to-be-a-g...

Did your computer crash? No, it "stops responding." Never say crash.
What if some Apple software has a bug? Wrong: there's an "issue," "condition," or simply "situation."
You don't "eliminate" a problem—you "reduce" it.
No Apple products are hot—at most they're "warm."

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