It won't be successful because it's not phallic enough. Most people, i.e. the masses, are base-minded, hedonistic idiots. Women want to ride dicks & men want to imaging theirs is bigger than it really is. That's why skateboards, guitars, motorcycles, & other phallic shaped things are popular, even though they're all ridiculously unwieldy compared to other far superior instruments/vehicles/etc. Everything is sex. If you want to sell something, make it a giant dick & the morons will suck it hard.

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