Dvl: Ruby has poor computational performance.
Rby: What? No it doesn't.
Dvl: Yes it does. You ruby people are in denial about the whole topic of Ruby's poor computational speed.
Rby: Denial? What? No we're not! Look over there!
Dvl: Yes you are. Try and say it with me "computational performance."
Rby: Comp... u... tay... What about developer performance, hey? Developer productivity is more important. Elegance, beauty, blah blah, love-ins, simplicity
Dvl: Well if Ruby developers are so damn productive, why can't they write a faster ruby?
Rby (covering ears and shouting): SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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