When I was in high school I would smoke weed in my room and do the ol' towel under the door trick. Of course my parents would call me out on it being there and would make comments but I was pretty sure I had them tricked with the "incense" I was burning.
Then one day I must have pushed it too far by taking gravity bong rips with my buddy. I hear a stern knocking on the door and an "OPEN UP CHEMICALBURN WE NEED TO TALK." My friend and I in our incredibly stoned state are going OhGOdOhGOD and in my genius I stammered out "...I can't...We're naked." This is followed by an "OH?" We came downstairs awkwardly 30 minutes later and my Dad and I never spoke of that moment again.

#ozosef

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