>Howard is married with four children, four dogs (he really isn't that fond of dogs), a rabbit, several exotic lizards with the usual accompaniment of insects (which the lizards are supposed to eat but find more entertaining to turn loose in the house), um... let's see ... fish, wild mice (they eventually kidnapped all the domesticated rodents), several dozen chickens (no I'm not kidding)... The neighbors are trying to turn my property into a federally protected wildlife preserve. They've got a fighting chance ... the kids alone would qualify.
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>Howard is married with four children, four dogs (he really isn't that fond of dogs), a rabbit, several exotic lizards with the usual accompaniment of insects (which the lizards are supposed to eat but find more entertaining to turn loose in the house), um... let's see ... fish, wild mice (they eventually kidnapped all the domesticated rodents), several dozen chickens (no I'm not kidding)... The neighbors are trying to turn my property into a federally protected wildlife preserve. They've got a fighting chance ... the kids alone would qualify.