svtk 06.12.2012 21:55 Хуянда

I like to use this story to explain this a bit... As a typical Japanese high school student, here is what you are expected to do:
Spend years of your life studying your ass off before school, during school, after school, 7 days a week so you can do well on the entry exams for the best colleges.
Spend your senior year of college wearing a suit and job hunting, attending dozens of monotonous seminars and taking more exams, in the hopes that you can get a low paying entry level job at a well known firm (like a Toyota).
Slave away for 3-5 years, making $20-40K and working 80 hours a week. Go on forced drinking excursions only to be physically, verbally, and often sexually harassed by your seniors who you actually hate but pretend to like in public.
Live at home until you're 30 because you don't make enough to move out.
Finally get promoted to sub-middle-manager as you approach 30. Go on a bunch of forced group dates so you can finally get laid and settle for the plain jane over in accounting.
Get married to plain jane (who secretly resents that you don't make enough money for her to buy Coach bags) and move into a shithole apartment in the suburbs of Tokyo.
Spend the next ten years working 80 hours a week, going bald, and sleeping with hookers on business trips. You'll develop a pretty serious drinking problem while your wife sleeps with her high school sweetheart when you're out of town.
Finally get promoted to middle-manager and make decent money. Now you can afford to buy a shithole apartment in the suburbs. Enjoy your two hour commute on a packed train every day while you contemplate suicide.
Pop out one kid (because that's all you can afford) now that you're in your early 40s. Look forward to raising them to be just as miserable as you because "that's just the way things are."
Finally retire when you're in your upper 60s and enjoy life for a bit before you die of cancer.

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@rtsome: true story

and @0xd34df00d, @Mellon
1. amd63 06.12.2012 22:07 Azoth

не-не, as you approach 30 есть шанс поиметь karoshi, “death by overwork”

2. 0xd34df00d 07.12.2012 19:36 Azoth_mac

У меня бангладеш — я так и живу, только денег чуть больше, но все равно все уходит на накопления на квартиру.

3. generatorglukoff0xd34df00d /2 07.12.2012 19:43 Досктоп

20К в месяц? ты пиздишь

5. 0xd34df00dgeneratorglukoff /3 07.12.2012 19:44 Azoth_mac

Не в месяц, но больше. 21-летнему рашкостуденту норм.

6. generatorglukoffrtsome /4 07.12.2012 19:44 Досктоп

што? в японии получают меньше чем я в хохлостане? ЛПП!!

7. 0xd34df00dgeneratorglukoff /6 07.12.2012 19:45 Azoth_mac

А ты думал, чо у них хикк столько.

9. Cthulhu 07.12.2012 20:13 Miranda

Каждый анимуёб знает, что это ложь.

Do you really want to delete ?